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Not All Comics Are Stand-ups
Not All Comics Are Stand-ups
(Because I like to lay down, at home, alone, away from people)
Katherine Shaw
Dec 15
Latest from Eat. Pray. F*ck.
You’re A Silver Member Of This Relationship.
You’re A Silver Member Of This Relationship.
Would you like to upgrade to Gold? Here’s how.
Christine Stevens
Dec 15
FUNNY STUFF
Physicists: Universe Likely A Very Subtle Satire
Physicists: Universe Likely A Very Subtle Satire
That people who are not physicists are incapable of fully grasping.
Clem Samson
Dec 15
The Ultimate Family Christmas Letter
The Ultimate Family Christmas Letter
Reviving the beloved art form that combines boasting with gratitude.
Dakota Duncan
Dec 15
Big Foot, Customer Service at Family Dollar and Other Myths
Big Foot, Customer Service at Family Dollar and Other Myths
Maybe Leonard Nimoy should have gone in search of a Family Dollar manager.
Larrylambert
Dec 15
Any Crisis Can Be Turned Into A Sling TV Commercial
Any Crisis Can Be Turned Into A Sling TV Commercial
They practically write themselves
Marmi Maramot Le
Dec 15
3 More Jokes That Bombed On Stage
3 More Jokes That Bombed On Stage
Buckle up
Kristen Stark
Dec 15
Medicaid Dentist
Medicaid Dentist
Bougie girl goes to the clinic
Rebecca Herz
Dec 15
Signs The (T)errorists Are Winning
Signs The (T)errorists Are Winning
Sometimes I Wonder If It’s Too Late.
David Volk
Dec 15
The Flamboyant Graffiti Cue With An Intricate Botox Sucker Elevator
The Flamboyant Graffiti Cue With An Intricate Botox Sucker Elevator
Graffiti Strip Tease
Diya Saini
Dec 15
And Chew Gum Too!
And Chew Gum Too!
Multi-tasking with a Twist
Elizabeth Emerald
Dec 15
The Funny Side Of Growing Old
The Funny Side Of Growing Old
It’s better to grow old with a sense of humour than to grow old with no sense at all
Ranjan Vee
Dec 14
Honest Answers to Common Interview Questions
Honest Answers to Common Interview Questions
Enough with the mind games, this is what I really think.
Jayla Sun
Dec 14
An Ode To… Spider-Man
An Ode To… Spider-Man
Please enjoy these four limericks. Or multi-verses, if you will.
Mike Range
Dec 14
Did You Ask Santa for a New String This Year?
Did You Ask Santa for a New String This Year?
My letter to Santa for Christmas 2021
Honorata Onanisma
Dec 14
Jennifer’s Pre-Lunch Activities
Jennifer’s Pre-Lunch Activities
Remarkably similar to her Post-Lunch Activities, only with the promise of a sandwich
Mike Hickman
Dec 14
Are You Cheap?
Are You Cheap?
Check for these telltale signs.
Larrylambert
Dec 14
39 Amazing Life Hacks
39 Amazing Life Hacks
From a website I found when I was drunk
Christine Stevens
Dec 14
I Hung Out with Richard Nixon
I Hung Out with Richard Nixon
It was under rather unusual circumstances.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Dec 14
How to (Not) Wrap a Gift
How to (Not) Wrap a Gift
Seven Steps to Creating a Holiday Abomination
Rodney Lacroix
Dec 14
I’m More Altruistic Than You Are
I’m More Altruistic Than You Are
It’s Not Even Close😊
Gail Gauthier
Dec 14
How to Identify the Smartest Person in the Room
How to Identify the Smartest Person in the Room
Hint: it’s me
Alex Cooper
Dec 14
5 Winter Outfits to Define Your Holiday Mustache
5 Winter Outfits to Define Your Holiday Mustache
Tips to make that stache pop this holiday season!
Mike Hale
Dec 14
Insurrection at the Daycare
Insurrection at the Daycare
Toddler patriots
Mark Tulin
Dec 14
Dear Concerned Neighbour…
Dear Concerned Neighbour…
A series of polite notices, and a thank you for your cooperation
R P Gibson
Dec 14
Researchers May Have Pinpointed the Exact Amount of Money You Need to Be Happy
Researchers May Have Pinpointed the Exact Amount of Money You Need to Be Happy
“The more, the merrier” never really works with money.
Noorain Hassan, BMS
Dec 14
The Flamboyant Graffiti Cue With An Intricate Botox Sucker Elevator
The Flamboyant Graffiti Cue With An Intricate Botox Sucker Elevator
Graffiti Strip Tease
Diya Saini
Dec 14
Aversion Therapy for Sugarholics
Aversion Therapy for Sugarholics
Booster recommended
Elizabeth Emerald
Dec 14
The Wonders of Crypto-Currency Explained, Finally
The Wonders of Crypto-Currency Explained, Finally
Timing in life is everything except for those things that it is not
Terry Trueman
Dec 14
A Realistic Conversation With My Often Absent Self-Confidence
A Realistic Conversation With My Often Absent Self-Confidence
What do you say to the confidence that ghosted you?
Kyrie Gray
Dec 14
Putin Claims He Resorted to Driving a Taxi After Fall of Soviet Union
Putin Claims He Resorted to Driving a Taxi After Fall of Soviet Union
They say it wasn’t hard to tell which cab was Putin’s, he was the driver with no shirt on.
Johnny Robish
Dec 13
Letters to Santa
Letters to Santa
From some current and former residents of Washington, D. C.
David Martin
Dec 13
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