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    Not All Comics Are Stand-ups

    Not All Comics Are Stand-ups

    (Because I like to lay down, at home, alone, away from people)
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    Katherine Shaw
    Dec 15
    Latest from Eat. Pray. F*ck.
    You’re A Silver Member Of This Relationship.

    You’re A Silver Member Of This Relationship.

    Would you like to upgrade to Gold? Here’s how.
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Dec 15
    FUNNY STUFF
    Physicists: Universe Likely A Very Subtle Satire

    Physicists: Universe Likely A Very Subtle Satire

    That people who are not physicists are incapable of fully grasping.
    Go to the profile of Clem Samson
    Clem Samson
    Dec 15
    The Ultimate Family Christmas Letter

    The Ultimate Family Christmas Letter

    Reviving the beloved art form that combines boasting with gratitude.
    Go to the profile of Dakota Duncan
    Dakota Duncan
    Dec 15
    Big Foot, Customer Service at Family Dollar and Other Myths

    Big Foot, Customer Service at Family Dollar and Other Myths

    Maybe Leonard Nimoy should have gone in search of a Family Dollar manager.
    Go to the profile of Larrylambert
    Larrylambert
    Dec 15
    Any Crisis Can Be Turned Into A Sling TV Commercial

    Any Crisis Can Be Turned Into A Sling TV Commercial

    They practically write themselves
    Go to the profile of Marmi Maramot Le
    Marmi Maramot Le
    Dec 15
    3 More Jokes That Bombed On Stage

    3 More Jokes That Bombed On Stage

    Buckle up
    Go to the profile of Kristen Stark
    Kristen Stark
    Dec 15
    Medicaid Dentist

    Medicaid Dentist

    Bougie girl goes to the clinic
    Go to the profile of Rebecca Herz
    Rebecca Herz
    Dec 15
    Signs The (T)errorists Are Winning

    Signs The (T)errorists Are Winning

    Sometimes I Wonder If It’s Too Late.
    Go to the profile of David Volk
    David Volk
    Dec 15
    The Flamboyant Graffiti Cue With An Intricate Botox Sucker Elevator

    The Flamboyant Graffiti Cue With An Intricate Botox Sucker Elevator

    Graffiti Strip Tease
    Go to the profile of Diya Saini
    Diya Saini
    Dec 15
    And Chew Gum Too!

    And Chew Gum Too!

    Multi-tasking with a Twist
    Go to the profile of Elizabeth Emerald
    Elizabeth Emerald
    Dec 15
    The Funny Side Of Growing Old

    The Funny Side Of Growing Old

    It’s better to grow old with a sense of humour than to grow old with no sense at all
    Go to the profile of Ranjan Vee
    Ranjan Vee
    Dec 14
    Honest Answers to Common Interview Questions

    Honest Answers to Common Interview Questions

    Enough with the mind games, this is what I really think.
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    Jayla Sun
    Dec 14
    An Ode To… Spider-Man

    An Ode To… Spider-Man

    Please enjoy these four limericks. Or multi-verses, if you will.
    Go to the profile of Mike Range
    Mike Range
    Dec 14
    Did You Ask Santa for a New String This Year?

    Did You Ask Santa for a New String This Year?

    My letter to Santa for Christmas 2021
    Go to the profile of Honorata Onanisma
    Honorata Onanisma
    Dec 14
    Jennifer’s Pre-Lunch Activities

    Jennifer’s Pre-Lunch Activities

    Remarkably similar to her Post-Lunch Activities, only with the promise of a sandwich
    Go to the profile of Mike Hickman
    Mike Hickman
    Dec 14
    Are You Cheap?

    Are You Cheap?

    Check for these telltale signs.
    Go to the profile of Larrylambert
    Larrylambert
    Dec 14
    39 Amazing Life Hacks

    39 Amazing Life Hacks

    From a website I found when I was drunk
    Go to the profile of Christine Stevens
    Christine Stevens
    Dec 14
    I Hung Out with Richard Nixon

    I Hung Out with Richard Nixon

    It was under rather unusual circumstances.
    Go to the profile of Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Brian Dickens Barrabee
    Dec 14
    How to (Not) Wrap a Gift

    How to (Not) Wrap a Gift

    Seven Steps to Creating a Holiday Abomination
    Go to the profile of Rodney Lacroix
    Rodney Lacroix
    Dec 14
    I’m More Altruistic Than You Are

    I’m More Altruistic Than You Are

    It’s Not Even Close😊
    Go to the profile of Gail Gauthier
    Gail Gauthier
    Dec 14
    How to Identify the Smartest Person in the Room

    How to Identify the Smartest Person in the Room

    Hint: it’s me
    Go to the profile of Alex Cooper
    Alex Cooper
    Dec 14
    5 Winter Outfits to Define Your Holiday Mustache

    5 Winter Outfits to Define Your Holiday Mustache

    Tips to make that stache pop this holiday season!
    Go to the profile of Mike Hale
    Mike Hale
    Dec 14
    Insurrection at the Daycare

    Insurrection at the Daycare

    Toddler patriots
    Go to the profile of Mark Tulin
    Mark Tulin
    Dec 14
    Dear Concerned Neighbour…

    Dear Concerned Neighbour…

    A series of polite notices, and a thank you for your cooperation
    Go to the profile of R P Gibson
    R P Gibson
    Dec 14
    Researchers May Have Pinpointed the Exact Amount of Money You Need to Be Happy

    Researchers May Have Pinpointed the Exact Amount of Money You Need to Be Happy

    “The more, the merrier” never really works with money.
    Go to the profile of Noorain Hassan, BMS
    Noorain Hassan, BMS
    Dec 14
    The Flamboyant Graffiti Cue With An Intricate Botox Sucker Elevator

    The Flamboyant Graffiti Cue With An Intricate Botox Sucker Elevator

    Graffiti Strip Tease
    Go to the profile of Diya Saini
    Diya Saini
    Dec 14
    Aversion Therapy for Sugarholics

    Aversion Therapy for Sugarholics

    Booster recommended
    Go to the profile of Elizabeth Emerald
    Elizabeth Emerald
    Dec 14
    The Wonders of Crypto-Currency Explained, Finally

    The Wonders of Crypto-Currency Explained, Finally

    Timing in life is everything except for those things that it is not
    Go to the profile of Terry Trueman
    Terry Trueman
    Dec 14
    A Realistic Conversation With My Often Absent Self-Confidence

    A Realistic Conversation With My Often Absent Self-Confidence

    What do you say to the confidence that ghosted you?
    Go to the profile of Kyrie Gray
    Kyrie Gray
    Dec 14
    Putin Claims He Resorted to Driving a Taxi After Fall of Soviet Union

    Putin Claims He Resorted to Driving a Taxi After Fall of Soviet Union

    They say it wasn’t hard to tell which cab was Putin’s, he was the driver with no shirt on.
    Go to the profile of Johnny Robish
    Johnny Robish
    Dec 13
    Letters to Santa

    Letters to Santa

    From some current and former residents of Washington, D. C.
    Go to the profile of David Martin
    David Martin
    Dec 13
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